he approaches the secretary and says "excuse me but I'd like join the fuckin' church"
the flabbergasted secretary says "excuse me sir, but we do not use that kind of language here"
The old man replies "look lady I don't wanna hear no shit, I just wanna join the fuckin' church"
The pastor hears the commotion and comes outside to investigate, he sees the man and says "what seems to be the trouble?" The old man looks at him and says "look, I've lived my whole life being terrible to others, I've made billions of dollars but now I want to get some fucking religion before I die"
Pastor says, "Is this cunt giving you a hard time?"
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