... after some scans and a few simple tests, the doctor returned with a clearly concerned face.
"What's wrong Doc, you look pretty worried."
The Doctor told the old man he had some bad news, in which the old man asked what it was.
"I'm really sorry to tell you this, but you have both cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man laughed and replied "oh thank god, I thought you were going to tell me I had cancer."
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