An old man walks into a bank....

....and says to the teller,

"I wanna open a damn checking account."

Taken aback, the woman replies,

"I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misheard you....what did you just say to me??"

"Clean the crap outta yer ears. I said I want to open a damn checking account, right now!"

"Oh my goodness! We do *not* tolerate that kind of language in this bank, sir!"

Upon saying this, the teller leaves the window and marches over to the bank manager to tell him about the situation. They both return and the manager asks the old man,

"Pardon me, sir...what seems to be the problem here?"

"I ain't got no frickin' problem!" the old man answers, "I just won 1.3 billion dollars playing frickin' Powerball. Now I wanna open a damn checking account in this here bank!"

"I see....." replies the manager. "And this fuckin' cunt is giving you a hard time?"