...and naturally everyone is skeptical about the legitimacy of this relationship. He's wrinkled and arthritic, and she's a hot young blond barely into her 20's.
His brother asks, "How can you keep up with her in the bedroom?"
He puffs out his skinny old-man chest and says "My skin may be wrinkled, but my heart's still young."
Soon enough, his wife announces she's pregnant. The old man, having never had children of his own before, is thrilled.
His sister asks him, "You're old enough to be this kid's great-grandfather, how are you going to keep up?"
He squares his bony shoulders and says, "The years may have shrunk me, but pride is what keeps a man tall."
Nine months later, his wife gives birth, and a nurse comes into the waiting room to give him the good news. When she sees him, she's obviously flabbergasted, but informs him, "Congratulations, sir, your wife just had twins."
The old man smiles proudly, runs a hand through his thin, white hair and says, "I may have snow on the roof, but I still got fire in the furnace!"
The nurse shakes her head. "You better change your filters, sir, because both babies are black."
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