An old man lives in a retirement home and realizes that he has only but a few years left to live. In the retirement home, all the other senior citizens realize they share the same fate.
So, without much care, everyone is sexually active. Because they are old and close to death, they see no need to wear condoms and the home doesn't provide them. Eventually, STDs run rampant in the retirement home.
The old man doesn't want to live with the discomfort of STDs, but he still wants to be sexually active like everybody else. He meets this nice old lady who seems to fancy him. So, to limit the risk of spreading a disease she satisfies him with handjobs.
Unfortunately, she can't stroke his member because of the painful arthritis in her wrists, so she just sits there and holds his dong. The old man didn't seem to mind. After all, she was the prettiest woman in the retirement home, and he wasn't getting any diseases.
But one day the nice old lady walks into the old man's room and catches him with another woman. She felt very betrayed.
"How could you?! What does she have that I don't?!", she exclaims.
"I'm sorry sweetheart, but she has Parkinson's."
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