He declares, "Touchdown. Seven points."
His wife asks, "What?"
The husband says, "It's fart football."
The wife releases her own fart and goes, "Touchdown! Tie game."
The husband farts a second time and says, "14-7 my lead."
Again the wife farts and responds, "14-14 tied again!"
Immediately after that the wife lets out a small one and goes, "Field goal. 17-14 my game!"
Not to be outdone, the husband pushes as hard as he can, but it makes him shit the bed.
The wife asks, "What the hell was that?" to which the husband replies, "Half time. Switch sides."
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