Pizzeria owner: Hello Mr. Kensington, how can I help you?
Mr. Kensington: Yes, I just had the pizza I ordered delivered to me.
Pizzeria owner: Yes, Mr. K, is there a problem?
Mr. K: Well, I ordered Pepperoni, Pineapple and Extra cheese. I think you forgot the Pepperoni, and I only see two pieces of pineapple and there is basically no cheese on this Pizza. You sent me basically just bread.
Pizzeria owner: Mr. K, again like last time, please open the box from the other side.
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