he smiles at her, and asks "would you sleep with me for a hundred million dollars?"
The lady looks him up and down, decides he's far too poor to actually afford it, and answers "Yes, why not?! Who wouldn't? That's a hell of a lot of money!"
The old man smiles again, and asks her "Great! How about sleeping with me for 5 bucks?"
The lady is taken aback, "Disgusting!" She exclaims, slapping the old man around the face, "What the hell do you think I am?!"
The old man smirks, and answers "Well, young lady, we've already deduced WHAT you are.... now we're negotiating"
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