An old lady wants to join a biker gang so she goes down to the local biker bar and talks to the leader.
Biker: Lady I don't think you're cut out for this. We drink around the clock over here.
Old lady: That's not a problem. It may not look like it but I drink a fifth of Jack at night.
Biker: I'm impressed but that's not all we do. We also smoke plenty of the devils lettuce.
Old lady: What's your point? I roll up a joint and go to town on it every night before I hit the bottle.
Biker: I may have underestimated you lady but I've got one more question for you before you can hang with us....Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?
The old lady thinks about it for a minute and replies with, "No. Never been picked up by the fuzz but I have been slung around by my titties a couple times."
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