... the cop walks up and asks her for her license and registration, and being the responsible citizen she says "Officer, please note I also have a concealed carry permit."
The cop, amused that this 78 year old woman is packing heat, asks "Oh? Are you carrying right now?"
"Yes sir I am, I have a .40 caliber Glock on my hip and a 9mm M&P in the door here."
Taken aback, the cop asks: "Uh, wow... anything else?!"
"Well I've got a shotgun in the trunk, a .44 magnum under my seat, and six reloads for each in the glove box."
"Jesus Christ Ma'am, what are you so afraid of?" he exclaims.
Looking him dead in the eye, she calmly states: "Not a damn thing."
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