An old indian chief walks into a pharmacy

He asks for some condoms because he's trying to avoid getting his new wife preganant. He gets some condoms and leaves

next day he's back and asking for better condoms. Pharmacist says how come the ones i gave you should of been fine. Indian says Left nut go uhh right nut go uhh rubber go pow.

The pharmacist gives him heavier condoms and the indian goes on his way but the next day he's back. exact same conversation as the day before. The pharmacist gives him ultra magnum condoms the thickest toughest made and said these will do it.

The pharmacist doesn't see the indian for weeks but finally he comes in and the pharmacist grabs another box for him and he says no thanks and asks for a refund on the ones he bought the pharmacist says how come. Indian says Left nut go uhh rubber go uhh right nut go POW!