An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, You can't go out like that! She said, I can go anyway I like and so can you. Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker. The old woman says, you're going out like that? And he replies, Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.
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