Bigot: Hello my dear lambs, can one of you tell me how Jesus died ?
Student: Yes Ma'am, I know !
Bigot: ok then, we're listening to you !
Student: Well, you know, since he was acting badly, they put him on a cross. It wasn't very complicated. First they dug a hole. Then they built the cross with two large pieces of wood (approximately 150 and 80 inches), which they put together with four long screws and some clamps. Then they attached Jesus on it, certainly with three 5" nails. Then they stood the cross back up in the hole, and made it hold up with some concrete and two cables attached behind.
Bigot: Well errr... thank you for this... answer... does someone else want to answer ?
Student 2: Yes Ma'am, me !
Bigot: we're listening.
Student 2: I think it's going to be solid !
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