An neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "How much is a beer?" The bartender replies: "For you, no charge."
The German neutron is not so lucky:
Ein Neutron möchte ausgehen, scheitert aber am Türsteher: "Sorry, heute nur geladene Gäste."
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