He walks upto the desk and says "ima here to apply for job please"
The man at the desk says "oh sorry lad, but we only employ Irish people here!"
The Italian replies "that's a ok, my mother is Irish"
The man at the desk says "well that's great! Tell her she can start in the morning!"
Edit - stuffed up the joke, too early in the morning for me.
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