An Italian family

An italian family was sitting at the dinner table when the father asks his
oldest son tony! "why are you such a fat f***?"
the son replies: "pops, it's mom's pasta! i can't stop eating it." the father
says: "you should take smaller bites! it will make you trim."
then the father asks the second son: "anthony! why are you such a fat f***?"
the son replies: "pops, it's mom's pizza! i can't stop eating it it's so
good!"
papa says: "you should also take smaller bites. ask your other brother angelo
how he stays trim."
angelo replies: "it's easy! i eat lots of pussy."
to which the father replies: "pussy? pussy tastes like s***!"
to which angelo replies: "you pops! you should take smaller bites!"