... and the devil makes a deal with each of them. To get into Heaven, he will send them back to Earth to live out the rest of their lives without the thing they desire the most.
The Italian can never eat Italian food again, the rich guy can't have any money, and the gay guy can't have sex with men. *poof* They are all sent back to Earth.
The Italian guy happens see an Italian restaurant and can't help himself. He goes inside and orders a big plate of spaghetti and eats it all. When he finishes, *poof* the Italian guy goes to Hell.
The rich guy is homeless in tattered clothes. He doesn't have a cent to his name. One day while walking down the road he spots a shiny new quarter on the ground. He bends over to pick it up when *poof* the gay guy ends up in Hell.
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