He is tasked with updating the morgue's server software, as they rely on it to document the dead bodies that walk through their doors.
After he finishes updating the software, he sneaks off to where the bodies are kept.
The mortician walks into the room and finds the IT guy messing with one of the bodies.
The mortician asks "What are you doing? You're supposed to be in the server room."
The IT guy then answers "I finished updating the software, I'm just trying to fix these guys up."
"Did you try turning them on and off again?"
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