An Irishman's First Drink with His Son

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first
pint.

Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house.

I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.

Then I got him a Stroh's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.

It was the same with the Molson's and the Labatt's.

I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a few of
those. He didn't like that either.

By the time I decided he just didn't like to drink I could hardly push the stroller back home.