...and fell in one of the beer vats and drowned. So the brewmaster visits the man's wife at home. When she answers the door, he tells her "Mrs. O'Leary, I've got horrible news for you. Your husband fell into a beer vat today and drowned."
"Oh my god, that's awful," she cried. Through tears, she asked "well, did he suffer?"
"I don't think so," said the brewmaster, "he did get out three times to take a piss."
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