An Irishman wants to rob a major London bank, but he is worried that his thick Irish accent will give him away. He decides to go to a language class to learn how to speak Proper English like a real Englishman.
After months of practise, he strolls into the bank with a sawn-off shotgun, and in perfect upper class English says: "I say, old chap, hand over all your money or I'll jolly well shoot your head off!"
The bank teller just looks at him. "You're Irish, aren't you?"
"WHAT?!" blurts out the Irishman, "How did you know?!"
"Well....because you've sawn your shotgun off at the wrong end"
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