**Therapist**: "So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Andrews?"
**Mr. Andrews**: "I feel guilty. I start drinkin' at noon 'til the missus comes 'ome, then she berates me for drinkin' all day instead of findin' work. We argue for a while 'til I'm fed up an' head down to the pub with the lads to get away from 'er. I'll 'ave some pints, throw some darts, an' play some pool 'til the pub closes, stumble home, listen to 'er bitch for a while 'til I pass out. I wake up the next day at noon when she's gone, and start it all o'er again."
**Therapist**: "Well, Mr. Andrews, I have full confidence that we can get your drinking problem under control."
**Mr. Andrews**: "Drinkin' problem? Don't be daft! I want to stop feelin' guilty, ya twit!"
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