Upon arriving in Canada, the first thing he does is pop into a bar and order three pints.
The barman serves him and curious, asks: "Why are you ordering three pints at a time?
The Irishman looks up and tells him that he left two brothers at home who he had done everything with, including drinking. So as a way of remembering them, he decided to order three pints, one for himself and one for each brother.
The barman understood and this carried on for years. The Irishman would always come in and get three pints, until one evening he came in and ordered two.
The barman thought this was odd, and concluded that one of his brothers must have died.
He placed the two pints on the counter and told him: "They're on the house, I'm sorry for your loss."
"What loss?" asked the bewildered Irishman.
"Oh, when you only ordered two pints I presumed one of your brothers had died."
"Not at all," says the Irishman "i'm off the drink myself."
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