An Irishman leaves the pub one night...

He drunkenly stumbles down the sidewalk, yelling obscenities. A Nun happens to pass by the Irishman and gives him a smile. The drunken fool suddenly begins to punch the Nun repeatedly. He slams her against a brick wall and kicks her while she's down. At this point a crowd of horrified on-lookers have gathered and pulled the Irishman away from the bloody Nun. A few of them immediately go to assist the Nun. As the others drag the Irishman away from the scene he repeatedly screams, "Not so tough tonight are ya, Batman?!"

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