A irishman is walking home kicking old bottles, when a genie pops out of one. "I can grant you three wishes," says the genie, "so choose wisely." The man says "Give me a beer that’ll never run out." A bottle appears in the Irish mans hand and he downs it, but when we pulls it away from his mouth it’s still full. The happy man continues walking home. The genie says "Hey, you still have two wishes left!" "Oh," says the man, "gimme two more of these then!"
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