...and sticks his head out of the side window toto enjoy the breeze blowing through his hair. A fellow passenger warns him - there is a narrow tunnel coming up soon, best pull your head back inside. The Irishman waves him away and keeps his head in the breeze. Two other passengers pull on his sleeve and urge him to come back inside. He laughs and ignores them too. As the train gets closer and closer to the tunnel the concerned passengers get the conductor. The conductor urgently warns the man "Sir, there is a tunnel right ahead and if you don't get back inside you will probably be decapitated!" The Irishman is not concerned and replies: "Don't you worry laddy! I travel this line often and I'll know when to get back inside. I'll have enough warning because before we get to the tunnel we first pass four PIL-PIL-PIL-PIL-Pillars." [bang head violently for best effect when telling this joke]
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