On a building site. The foreman looks at him, and says: "Ok, but you better be here at 8:00 am Monday morning."
With that, he goes drinking for the entire weekend and turns up at 11:30 Monday.
Furious, the foreman runs over yelling: "I told you to make sure you were here at 8!".
The irish man looks at him and says: "Why? What did I miss?"
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