An Irish Woman visits a friend, Tim, who opens the door, visibly upset.
"Oh Mary, i'm afraid something terrible has happened, your husband, he's dead." He says.
"Oh god, what happened?" She inquired.
"Pat and I were working at the Brewery, and he went straight into the vat."
Mary began to well up "Oh heavens." she exclaimed "Was it quick? Did he suffer?" She asked
"No love, he got out three times to take a piss."
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