The genie offers each 1 wish, and 1 wish only. The wish cannot be undone or changed.
First is the Irish. He wishes to be the richest man in the world. The genie makes it so.
Next is the Arab. He wishes to control the middle east. He wishes that there be walls built around his land, so thick and tall that no one can get in and no one can get out. It is made so.
Last is the American. The American thinks for a bit.
"So all wishes are permanent?" He asks. "Yes."
"And they can't be undone?" "Yes."
The American thinks long and hard about what the Irish man and the Arab wished for. Finally, he made his wish.
"Alright, fill the Arab's walls with water."
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