An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer. Look at it this way sir. he said finally. How would your wife carry on if you should die ? Well... drawled the weather-beaten man, I don't reckon that'd be any concern of mine -- long as she behaves herself while I'm alive.
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