An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreign
exchange
to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rps and after a quick
calculation on the calculator, was given $50.45 with a typical "service"
smile and "Have a nice day!"
The Indian promptly spent this and returned the next day with another wad
of Rupees. He handed the same cashier 100,000Rps and put his hand out for
his $50.45, instead he received $48.78.
He questiond bitterly Ooh! vy less !!??"
Whereupon the cashier replied "Fluctuations!"
He screamed back "FLUCK YOU AMERICANS, TOO!"
I'm going back to Delhi!!!
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