Three men applied for the job of a
undercover detective: Johhny English from India, Marc Grayberg, a Jew; and Tom Silanti, an Italian.
The chief decided to ask each applicant just one
question and base his decision upon the answer.
When Grayberg arrived for his interview, the chief asked him,
'Who killed Jesus Christ?' He answered without
hesitation, 'The Romans killed him.' The chief thanked
him and he left.
When Silanti arrived for his interview, the chief asked
him the same question. He replied, 'Jesus was killed by
the Jews.' The chief thanked him also and he left.
Finally, Johhny arrived for his interview and was asked
the same question. He thought for a long time, before
saying, 'Could I have some time to think about it?' The
chief said, 'Ok, but get back to me tomorrow.'
When Johhny arrived home, his wife asked, 'How did
the interview go?' Pat came the reply, 'Great, I got the job,
and I'm already investigating a murder!'
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