An Immigrant in the UK finds a Lamp.

So one day, an immigrant happens apon a Lamp. He picks it up and spontaneously rubs it. Suddenly a Genie pops out.

'You have rubbed my Lamp, I can now give you 3 wishes' Said the Genie.
'Wow ok, my first wish is to have a huge Banquet'
POOF and the Banquet appears.
'Now for my second wish is to have a very large house;
POOF and a Mansion with a swimming pool appears.
'For my final wish, I would like to be British'
POOF, the Mansion and Banquet disappears!
'What happened to my Banquet and Mansion?' Asked the confused Immigrant.
'Ah, you're British now, you're entitled to fuck all' Replied the Genie.