An hour before a couple gets married they go into the closet for some fun

After they are done the man leaves with a giant grin on his face and says "that women just gave the best blowjob I have had in my life. I am so happy I am marrying her." a couple minutes later the women leaves with an even bigger grin. When asked why she is smiling she says, " I just gave the last blowjob I will ever have to in my life".

This was a dad joke so pretend thats who you were hearing it from.

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