She said that she was going through a drought, and suggested getting back together for some sex sans emotional involvement.
I was a little hesitant. I wasn`t sure if my self esteem was up for such a physical, yet shallow, relationship. I had also felt hurt when we broke up before. I knew this could be dangerous.
I tried to talk my way out of it, telling her that I had starting losing my hair and got some wrinkles.
But I was still intrigued by her offer. And I decided to hear her out. She started complimenting me on what a great lover I had been, and that she hadn`t been able to forget about me.
I was about to agree to the arrangement, but first I let her know that I now had man boobs and a beer belly.
She said she was fine with that, and even confessed that she had put on a couple of pounds herself.
That`s when I hung up.
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