After the service, he approached the priest. 'I was in prison last month, and I saw someone perform one of Jesus' miracles!'
'Are you sure?' the priest asked incredulously.
'Yes! I'm going to visit him tomorrow; follow me, and I'll show you!'
So, the next day, the priest and ex-convict went to the local prison, and asked to see the prisoner that performed the miracle.
The warden allowed the priest and ex-con to enter his cell under strict supervision.
The prisoner welcomed them. 'Ah, Jacob, my old friend! May I interest you and your pal a drink?'
The prisoner grabbed two cups and walked to his toilet. The sound of liquid sloshing around was heard, and he came back a few moments later, with the cups filled to their brims with red liquid!
The priest drank out of the cup, as the excon and prisoner chatted.
After the visit, the priest and excon left.
'He didn't perform any miracles, young man!' The priest scolded.
'Yes he did!' The excon insisted. 'He turned water to wine!'
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