Little Johnny, wanting to know more about life, asks his father: "Daddy, what's between mommy's legs?"
"Paradise." his father answers.
Little Johnny's curiosity is only growing, so he asks again: "But then what's between your legs?"
"The key to paradise." his father answers.
Little Johnny retorts back: "Then you'd better change the locks, our neighbor has the same key!"
*(Sidenote: In Estonia, Little Johnny's name is Juku.)*
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