are all in a hot air balloon. The Englishman throws a teabag out of the balloon and the Mexican says "why did you do that?"
"We have too many of those in my country" replies the Englishmen. The Mexican then decides to throw a burrito out of the balloon and the American says "why would you do such a thing?" To which the Mexican replies "there's far too many in my country".
The American then grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the balloon, the Englishmen, in shock goes "Why did you just do that?"
"He fucked my wife" said the American.
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