When to nobodies real surprise a genie appears and offers to grant them a wish each.
The Frenchman goes first. "I would like to be transported back to my wonderful muzzer country, where you will 'ave built a great wall around all ze borders to protect ze beautiful 'omeland of ze French master race from ze filthy foreigners."
And poof, the genie grants his wish and the Frenchman is gone.
The Englishman says "Tell me more about this wall."
The genie responds "Well it's five hundred feet high, two hundred feet thick and absolutely impenetrable to any human force."
The Englishman says "Fill it with water."
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