The train passes into a tunnel and the carriage is suddenly plunged into darkness. A short while later, everyone hears a loud *slap*, and a cry of *zut alors*! When the train emerges, the angry Frenchman is rubbing his cheek.
The older woman thinks: "That dirty Frenchman must have tried to touch my daughter while she couldn't see who it was!"
Her daughter thinks: "That dirty Frenchman must have a thing for older women, and tried to touch my mother while she couldn't see who it was!"
The Frenchman thinks: "That dirty Englishman must have tried to touch that beautiful young woman while she couldn't see who it was, but she mistook him for me!"
The Englishman thinks: "I can't wait for the next tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
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