An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were all builders sitting at the top of their current construction site for lunch. The Englishman opened his sandwich and turned to the others to say:
"Bloody hell I've got Ham and Cheese again!"
The Irishman looks at his sandwich and says: "Aye, I have tuna sandwiches yet again!".
Likewise, the Scotsman commented on his lunch: "I've got egg as always!"
The three men exchanged looks before the Englishman decided: "I've had enough of this! If I end up with Ham and Cheese again I'm going to jump off this building!!" The other two nodded in agreement stating that they would too.
The next day the Englishman had ham and cheese, the Irishman had tuna, and the Scotsman had egg. And, as promised the day before, they jumped off the building.
At their funeral a week later, their wives, sobbing, began to talk.
The Englishman's wife said "If only he had told me that he didn't like Ham and Cheese I would've made him something else!!"
The Irishman's wife agreed "I didn't know that he hated tuna!"
Then the Scotsman's wife turned around and said "I don't know what you're on about - he made his own bloody lunch!"
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