an Englishman, an Irish man and a Scottish man are on a plane...

they all have a tonne of stuff each and the pilot says that to land safely they need to lose 3 tonnes of cargo.
the Englishman drops a tonne of roses and says "i've got enough of those in my country" the Irishman drops a tonne of bombs and says "i've got enough of those in my country" and the Scotchman drops a tonne of bagpipes and says "i've got enough of those in my country"
when the Englishman gets home he finds his mother crying he asks what happens and she says "a tonne of roses dropped from the sky and killed your farther".
when the Scottish man got home he found his farther crying he asked what happened and he said "a tonne of bagpipes fell from the sky and crushed your mother".
when the Irishman got home he finds his dad pissing himself laughing he asks what happened and his farther says "i farted and the next door neighbors house blew up".