An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman find a magic slide with a steep drop at the bottom. A notice on the slide tells them that they will be given whatever they say while going down and to use it with caution.
The Englishman goes first and screams "Gooooold". He lands on a pile of gold and badly injures himself but he is content.
The Scotsman thinks then jumps on and shouts "Looooove". He lands safely in the arms of the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
The Irishman who hadn't been paying too much attention is just eager to get on the slide. He dives head first onto the slide, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
**EDIT**: Wee means pee/piss/urine/sprinkle/whiz/tinkle/number one in the UK
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