An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an American are in the jungle.

Suddenly they're captured by cannibals, dragged off and tied to a tree. Shortly the Englishman is untied and brought before the chief of the cannibal tribe. The chief says "Okay, here's the deal: we're gonna kill you, we're gonna cook you, we're gonna eat you, and then we're gonna use your skin to make a canoe. Any last requests?"

"Yes," says the Englishman, "I'd like a knife." They bring him one and he steps up before the chief, says "God save the Queen!" and slits his own throat and dies. They drag him away.

Next the Frenchman is untied and brought before the chief. The chief says "Okay, here's the deal: we're gonna kill you, we're gonna cook you, we're gonna eat you, and then we're gonna use your skin to make a canoe. Any last requests?"

"Yes," says the Frenchman, "I'd like a knife." They bring him one and he steps up, says "Vive le France!" and slits his own throat and dies. They drag him away.

Finally the American is untied and brought before the chief. The chief says "Okay, here's the deal: we're gonna kill you, we're gonna cook you, we're gonna eat you, and then we're gonna use your skin to make a canoe. Any last requests?"

"Yes," says the American, "I'd like a fork." They bring him one, and he steps up before the chief and begins stabbing himself over and over in the chest and stomach.

"What are you doing?" asks the chief.

Still stabbing, the American replies "FUCK YOUR CANOE!"