The army is on the move, keeping the prisoners in their forced march. They get to a river, but their raft has a large hole in it. In the war-torn field, there is nothing to fix the boat, so they decide to mend it with the bodies of the prisoners.
In a moment of mercy, the army general decides to allow the prisoners to kill themselves with whatever method they choose. An array of weapons is presented.
The Englishman takes a gun, says "Long live the Queen!" and shoots himself in the head.
The Frenchman takes a knife, says "Viva Le France!" and cuts his own throat.
The American takes a pitchfork, starts stabbing himself, and yells "Good luck making your boat now, bitches!"
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