An English woman, a German woman, an American woman and a Mexican woman were talking.

The English woman said: the other day I got so fed up I told my husband to start helping me with the dishes. The first day I didn't see anything. The second day I didn't see anything either. On the third day though he came home and did all the dishes.
The German woman said: I told my husband to start helping me with the washing. The first day I didn't see anything. The second day I didn't see anything either. On the third day though he came home and did all the washing.
The American woman said: I was also fed up I told my husband to start helping me with cleaning the toilet. The first day I didn't see anything. The second day I didn't see anything either. On the third day though he came home and cleaned the toilet all by himself.
The Mexican woman said: I so wanted my husband to start ironing the clothes I told him straight to his face. The first day I didn't see anything. On the second day I couldn't see anything either. On the third day though and with some pain I was able to open my left eye.

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