...when his cubical-neighbor pulls up on a brand new motorcycle. "Wow Bill, sweet bike, when did you get that?" he asks his friend.
"It was the weirdest thing," Bill replies, "my old VW was broken down on the side of the road yesterday, and this gorgeous woman pulls up on this motorcycle."
"She gets off the bike, and starts just taking off her clothes and throwing them in a pile, and finally, when she's completely naked, she looks at me and says 'Take what you want.'"
"Well," his friend remarks, "you made a good decision. The clothes almost certainly would not have fit you."
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