...and so he goes to heaven, God says "It says here you're an engineer, you're supposed to be in hell." And so he goes to hell. A month later, hell is set up with air conditioning, refrigerators, etc. God checks in with Satan, and asks how it is in hell, and he says they have air conditioning, etc. God replies with "Well you can't have him there, hell has become a heaven, send him back here or I'll sue!" (Because the after life has and needs a labyrinthine law system) Satan replies with "Where will you get the lawyers?"
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