An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. Walmart! the rabbi exclaimed. Why Wal-Mart? Then I'll be sure my daughter will visit me twice a week.
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