On the first morning, they're at breakfast. The bride of fifty years leans over the table and says "honey, my nipples are still burnin' for you like the first time we met."
The old man, without skipping a beat, says "well baby, that's because one of them is in the oatmeal and the other one's hanging in the coffee!"
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